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CONTACT: mitsunari.ishida@compass.net
MESSAGE: So what did you think?
Modern hygiene is pretty special, ja? ♥ Now you can send messages
without messing up your fingers!
Easier to type when your hands feel good,
doesn't it?
Did you try the shampoo I suggested? Hope you followed
the directions I gave or there could be consequences!
MESSAGE: So what did you think?
Modern hygiene is pretty special, ja? ♥ Now you can send messages
without messing up your fingers!
Easier to type when your hands feel good,
doesn't it?
Did you try the shampoo I suggested? Hope you followed
the directions I gave or there could be consequences!
Why are you suddenly so concerned with my appearance?
Not even a woman pays this much care to her general hygiene.
And I am perfectly clean and well-kept, regardless of your insistent protests.
It smelled of food. The flies came to my room uninvited.
I refuse to put anything with fruit extracts in my hair.
Not even a woman pays this much care to her general hygiene.
And I am perfectly clean and well-kept, regardless of your insistent protests.
It smelled of food. The flies came to my room uninvited.
I refuse to put anything with fruit extracts in my hair.
Hey, now. A beautiful face like yours requires maintenance.
You definitely needed the help there. That's why I stepped in
You weren't complaining when you were getting those hand and foot massages either.
[ He's pretty sure he heard a giggleand he can dream it anyway... ]
Also, that's impossible.
together with the chemicals, the shampoo should be fine to use
you sure those flies didn't just come from the smell of your headdress and metal shoes?
If you don't know how to use the shampoo, I'll help
it's really easy! :D
and it'll keep you from going bald, too.
You definitely needed the help there. That's why I stepped in
You weren't complaining when you were getting those hand and foot massages either.
[ He's pretty sure he heard a giggle
Also, that's impossible.
together with the chemicals, the shampoo should be fine to use
you sure those flies didn't just come from the smell of your headdress and metal shoes?
If you don't know how to use the shampoo, I'll help
it's really easy! :D
and it'll keep you from going bald, too.
My hair is in perfect condition.
If anyone is balding, it's that fat tanuki and at a rapid rate.
I have no interest in having a top knot myself.
My hair is fashionable.
I can also wash my hair without assistance.
You continue to make it sound as though I've never bathed a day in my life.
What does ":D" even mean? That's not a word.
If anyone is balding, it's that fat tanuki and at a rapid rate.
I have no interest in having a top knot myself.
My hair is fashionable.
I can also wash my hair without assistance.
You continue to make it sound as though I've never bathed a day in my life.
What does ":D" even mean? That's not a word.
you bring up this "tanuki" a lot
don't tell me you actually have a rival
you shouldn't be so hung up on other guys and just focus on what you can do!
also your fashion's about 600 years old, you know
you're doing okay for it, but you can always do even better
[ If he could smirk through text, he'd be doing it now. ]
... oh, right. You wouldn't know what emoticons are, would you?
they're faces if you look at them sideways
used to express an emotion through type!
here, try guessing what they are:
:) :( >:( :D :P :O~c===B
pretty cute, huh?
don't tell me you actually have a rival
you shouldn't be so hung up on other guys and just focus on what you can do!
also your fashion's about 600 years old, you know
you're doing okay for it, but you can always do even better
[ If he could smirk through text, he'd be doing it now. ]
... oh, right. You wouldn't know what emoticons are, would you?
they're faces if you look at them sideways
used to express an emotion through type!
here, try guessing what they are:
:) :( >:( :D :P :O~c===B
pretty cute, huh?
I am not hung up on him.
He's upsetting to think about, that's all.
My fashion is fine. It's yours that needs adjusting.
Why do you wear so many rings?
How can you hold a weapon properly with them or even fit gauntlets on your hands?
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in a while.
Can't you tell what my tone is by reading alone?
Why include those distracting things?
Get rid of them.
He's upsetting to think about, that's all.
My fashion is fine. It's yours that needs adjusting.
Why do you wear so many rings?
How can you hold a weapon properly with them or even fit gauntlets on your hands?
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in a while.
Can't you tell what my tone is by reading alone?
Why include those distracting things?
Get rid of them.
Because I don't hold weapons
ever thought of that? in my world, the only weapons a prosecutor needs
is their mind and the truth to bring to court
anyway, if I had to learn how to fight
I'd go for projectile weapons anyway.
Maybe like throwing knives...
[ What isn't ridiculous to him, though. That will be the true question. ]
You're just saying that because you can't guess what the faces are, aren't you?
Don't worry, they aren't that difficult
they just add to the text, so you should consider them an enhancement!
ever thought of that? in my world, the only weapons a prosecutor needs
is their mind and the truth to bring to court
anyway, if I had to learn how to fight
I'd go for projectile weapons anyway.
Maybe like throwing knives...
[ What isn't ridiculous to him, though. That will be the true question. ]
You're just saying that because you can't guess what the faces are, aren't you?
Don't worry, they aren't that difficult
they just add to the text, so you should consider them an enhancement!
I forget your land is one where men fight with words alone.
At any rate, they're equally distracting, especially when you draw so much
attention to them by snapping your fingers around.
I know exactly what they are.
A happy face, a sad face, the face I am making at you at the moment,
an ecstatic face, a mischievous face, and a face eating a strange
weapon of sorts.
[ Why would anyone put a weapon in their mouth? That's unsanitary. ]
The only thing they're "enhancing" is your foolishness.
At any rate, they're equally distracting, especially when you draw so much
attention to them by snapping your fingers around.
I know exactly what they are.
A happy face, a sad face, the face I am making at you at the moment,
an ecstatic face, a mischievous face, and a face eating a strange
weapon of sorts.
[ Why would anyone put a weapon in their mouth? That's unsanitary. ]
The only thing they're "enhancing" is your foolishness.
[ If Mitsunari could see him grin at that point, it would be the most mischievous grin to ever appear on his face. Oh he enjoys this too much. ]
Nicely done!
Are you really making such a grumpy face at me?
maybe you should add it in type next time :D
I'll make sure I chase it away
( -)♥( '-' )
this one is us
commemorative of our first meeting
you remember it, don't you? :)
Nicely done!
Are you really making such a grumpy face at me?
maybe you should add it in type next time :D
I'll make sure I chase it away
( -)♥( '-' )
this one is us
commemorative of our first meeting
you remember it, don't you? :)
I refuse.
Use that insufficient mind of yours and discern my mood from my words.
Are you giving me a heart?
Stop that. I already said these emoticons of yours are ridiculous.
Is there any purpose to you messaging me in the first place?
I won't answer anymore if you continue to pester me.
Use that insufficient mind of yours and discern my mood from my words.
Are you giving me a heart?
Stop that. I already said these emoticons of yours are ridiculous.
Is there any purpose to you messaging me in the first place?
I won't answer anymore if you continue to pester me.
[ insufficient? why he never. only he's just laughing his ass off at this point. ]
do people in your world often read minds?
must be some amazing powers you guys have
and I'm checking up on you
nothing wrong in doing a little for an acquaintance
with what I've learned about this place
it's better to enjoy the here and now
before things get really bad
or do you really think this is going to be it?
do people in your world often read minds?
must be some amazing powers you guys have
and I'm checking up on you
nothing wrong in doing a little for an acquaintance
with what I've learned about this place
it's better to enjoy the here and now
before things get really bad
or do you really think this is going to be it?
I will stop matters from becoming worse
even if it takes everything I have to make it possible.
I don't need you to check up on me.
You're far too small and too young to fill Sakon's shoes,
so don't even bother.
Now, run along and concern yourself with other matters
while I take care of my own.
even if it takes everything I have to make it possible.
I don't need you to check up on me.
You're far too small and too young to fill Sakon's shoes,
so don't even bother.
Now, run along and concern yourself with other matters
while I take care of my own.
that's confident talk, you know
let's hope you can back it up or I'll be quite disappointed!
who's Sakon?
don't tell me you actually have friends!
I'm almost jealous here!
let's hope you can back it up or I'll be quite disappointed!
who's Sakon?
don't tell me you actually have friends!
I'm almost jealous here!
He's not my friend.
He's my retainer.
If I could afford to lose him, I wouldn't bother hanging around him.
[ But Sakon is fortunately very brilliant and helpful when he's not teasing him or trying to babysit him. ]
And I do have friends
if it's some surprise to you to know.
You're simply not one of them.
He's my retainer.
If I could afford to lose him, I wouldn't bother hanging around him.
[ But Sakon is fortunately very brilliant and helpful when he's not teasing him or trying to babysit him. ]
And I do have friends
if it's some surprise to you to know.
You're simply not one of them.
Aww Herr Mitsunari
when you say it like that, it doesn't sound like you *don't*
consider him a friend after all!
I bet he thinks of you as one too
and sticks around because of it!
There's no harm in starting now, ja?
we can be friends too
I happen to be a pretty loyal friend myself
so if I'm actually talking to you and concerned with how
you're holding up
you might simply potentially be one ;) ♥
[ Right back at you, Fluffmaster. ]
when you say it like that, it doesn't sound like you *don't*
consider him a friend after all!
I bet he thinks of you as one too
and sticks around because of it!
There's no harm in starting now, ja?
we can be friends too
I happen to be a pretty loyal friend myself
so if I'm actually talking to you and concerned with how
you're holding up
you might simply potentially be one ;) ♥
[ Right back at you, Fluffmaster. ]
I never asked for this.
Direct your interest elsewhere.
I'm only looking for a way to return to my land,
and you're currently interfering with it by distracting me.
Though, since you're quite insistent on getting in my good graces,
then perhaps there is something you can do for me.
Direct your interest elsewhere.
I'm only looking for a way to return to my land,
and you're currently interfering with it by distracting me.
Though, since you're quite insistent on getting in my good graces,
then perhaps there is something you can do for me.
what, you think I did?
we're all in the same boat here
it wouldn't hurt to stick together until we can find a way back
besides, too much thinking and you might miss what's in
front of you!
... you're not going to tell me to stop messaging you
or walk off a cliff or something are you?
don't do it! I'm more interesting than your fluff pet.
promise! ♥
so what is it?
we're all in the same boat here
it wouldn't hurt to stick together until we can find a way back
besides, too much thinking and you might miss what's in
front of you!
... you're not going to tell me to stop messaging you
or walk off a cliff or something are you?
don't do it! I'm more interesting than your fluff pet.
promise! ♥
so what is it?
you mean a CV?
I can do that!
would you like to see how I do it though?
just for reference. it's good to know these
things, ja?
[ For once, surprisingly enough, he's not being a dick- he genuinely wants Mitsunari to know it, and he wouldn't mock the fact that he doesn't know what's absolutely normal for Klavier to. Could this be respectful of him?! Gasp. ]
I've heard of this Chief too- Master Chief, ja?
heard they were going to take up trainees for combat too.
I'm going to learn, too!
not that I've ever needed to... but this place, ja?
I can do that!
would you like to see how I do it though?
just for reference. it's good to know these
things, ja?
[ For once, surprisingly enough, he's not being a dick- he genuinely wants Mitsunari to know it, and he wouldn't mock the fact that he doesn't know what's absolutely normal for Klavier to. Could this be respectful of him?! Gasp. ]
I've heard of this Chief too- Master Chief, ja?
heard they were going to take up trainees for combat too.
I'm going to learn, too!
not that I've ever needed to... but this place, ja?
I'm more interested in doing the training.
I've already learned all I need to.
I've been warrior since long before you even existed.
I'm also more concerned about having suitable recruits under my command and not just a bunch of weak and pathetic warriors.
And, of course, I'll review what you've written before submission.
I want to make sure you don't slip anything in there that doesn't belong.
I've already learned all I need to.
I've been warrior since long before you even existed.
I'm also more concerned about having suitable recruits under my command and not just a bunch of weak and pathetic warriors.
And, of course, I'll review what you've written before submission.
I want to make sure you don't slip anything in there that doesn't belong.
I'm sure you have
but a wise person usually never stops learning
the ones that say they know everything
may still have far more to learn, ja?
[ He's amused. What a stubborn man, but he's not the kind to let anyone that associates with him get kicked in the ass when he's around to protect it
And Mitsunari happens to have a very nice rear, he has to say. ]
And of course you've been a warrior long before I existed
You kind of have six hundred years over me. ;)
I was talking about my plans, though
Maybe you can show me how you do that tossy-slice thing
that was actually kind of cool.
but a wise person usually never stops learning
the ones that say they know everything
may still have far more to learn, ja?
[ He's amused. What a stubborn man, but he's not the kind to let anyone that associates with him get kicked in the ass when he's around to protect it
And Mitsunari happens to have a very nice rear, he has to say. ]
And of course you've been a warrior long before I existed
You kind of have six hundred years over me. ;)
I was talking about my plans, though
Maybe you can show me how you do that tossy-slice thing
that was actually kind of cool.
It's not something anyone can pick up easily,
and why not find a weapon more suitable to your talents?
In my land, no one fights with the same style.
All I can teach you are the basics, and the rest you must develop on your own.
Besides, having the right hand-eye coordination is tricky and takes years to perfect.
Wouldn't you be more satisfied with a sword or something simple?
and why not find a weapon more suitable to your talents?
In my land, no one fights with the same style.
All I can teach you are the basics, and the rest you must develop on your own.
Besides, having the right hand-eye coordination is tricky and takes years to perfect.
Wouldn't you be more satisfied with a sword or something simple?
Ach. That would be too easy.
my older bro tried to get me to fence
and my best friend likes guns
I don't like weapons myself but
whatever basics I can learn will be good!
and Herr Fluffy, I play instruments
you can rest assured my hand eye coordination is top notch!
what kind of weapon would you give a guy like me, though?
I'm thinking of something I can throw, but still control
... maybe something with a chain
that would look awesome!
what do you think?
my older bro tried to get me to fence
and my best friend likes guns
I don't like weapons myself but
whatever basics I can learn will be good!
and Herr Fluffy, I play instruments
you can rest assured my hand eye coordination is top notch!
what kind of weapon would you give a guy like me, though?
I'm thinking of something I can throw, but still control
... maybe something with a chain
that would look awesome!
what do you think?
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