Hey, now. A beautiful face like yours requires maintenance. You definitely needed the help there. That's why I stepped in You weren't complaining when you were getting those hand and foot massages either.
[ He's pretty sure he heard a giggle and he can dream it anyway... ]
Also, that's impossible. together with the chemicals, the shampoo should be fine to use you sure those flies didn't just come from the smell of your headdress and metal shoes?
If you don't know how to use the shampoo, I'll help it's really easy! :D and it'll keep you from going bald, too.
My hair is in perfect condition. If anyone is balding, it's that fat tanuki and at a rapid rate. I have no interest in having a top knot myself. My hair is fashionable.
I can also wash my hair without assistance. You continue to make it sound as though I've never bathed a day in my life.
you bring up this "tanuki" a lot don't tell me you actually have a rival you shouldn't be so hung up on other guys and just focus on what you can do! also your fashion's about 600 years old, you know you're doing okay for it, but you can always do even better
[ If he could smirk through text, he'd be doing it now. ]
... oh, right. You wouldn't know what emoticons are, would you? they're faces if you look at them sideways used to express an emotion through type! here, try guessing what they are: :) :( >:( :D :P :O~c===B
I am not hung up on him. He's upsetting to think about, that's all.
My fashion is fine. It's yours that needs adjusting. Why do you wear so many rings? How can you hold a weapon properly with them or even fit gauntlets on your hands?
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in a while. Can't you tell what my tone is by reading alone? Why include those distracting things? Get rid of them.
Because I don't hold weapons ever thought of that? in my world, the only weapons a prosecutor needs is their mind and the truth to bring to court anyway, if I had to learn how to fight I'd go for projectile weapons anyway. Maybe like throwing knives...
[ What isn't ridiculous to him, though. That will be the true question. ]
You're just saying that because you can't guess what the faces are, aren't you? Don't worry, they aren't that difficult they just add to the text, so you should consider them an enhancement!
I forget your land is one where men fight with words alone. At any rate, they're equally distracting, especially when you draw so much attention to them by snapping your fingers around.
I know exactly what they are. A happy face, a sad face, the face I am making at you at the moment, an ecstatic face, a mischievous face, and a face eating a strange weapon of sorts.
[ Why would anyone put a weapon in their mouth? That's unsanitary. ]
The only thing they're "enhancing" is your foolishness.
[ insufficient? why he never. only he's just laughing his ass off at this point. ]
do people in your world often read minds? must be some amazing powers you guys have
and I'm checking up on you nothing wrong in doing a little for an acquaintance with what I've learned about this place it's better to enjoy the here and now
before things get really bad or do you really think this is going to be it?
I will stop matters from becoming worse even if it takes everything I have to make it possible. I don't need you to check up on me. You're far too small and too young to fill Sakon's shoes, so don't even bother.
Now, run along and concern yourself with other matters while I take care of my own.
that's confident talk, you know let's hope you can back it up or I'll be quite disappointed! who's Sakon? don't tell me you actually have friends! I'm almost jealous here!
Aww Herr Mitsunari when you say it like that, it doesn't sound like you *don't* consider him a friend after all!
I bet he thinks of you as one too and sticks around because of it!
There's no harm in starting now, ja? we can be friends too I happen to be a pretty loyal friend myself so if I'm actually talking to you and concerned with how you're holding up you might simply potentially be one ;) ♥
I never asked for this. Direct your interest elsewhere. I'm only looking for a way to return to my land, and you're currently interfering with it by distracting me.
Though, since you're quite insistent on getting in my good graces, then perhaps there is something you can do for me.
what, you think I did? we're all in the same boat here it wouldn't hurt to stick together until we can find a way back besides, too much thinking and you might miss what's in front of you!
... you're not going to tell me to stop messaging you or walk off a cliff or something are you? don't do it! I'm more interesting than your fluff pet. promise! ♥
It's tempting, but I do actually require your services. Compose a CSV for me while I dictate. Listen to my accomplishments and hurriedly type them down then send them electronically to the one they call "Chief."
you mean a CV? I can do that! would you like to see how I do it though? just for reference. it's good to know these things, ja?
[ For once, surprisingly enough, he's not being a dick- he genuinely wants Mitsunari to know it, and he wouldn't mock the fact that he doesn't know what's absolutely normal for Klavier to. Could this be respectful of him?! Gasp. ]
I've heard of this Chief too- Master Chief, ja? heard they were going to take up trainees for combat too. I'm going to learn, too! not that I've ever needed to... but this place, ja?
I'm more interested in doing the training. I've already learned all I need to. I've been warrior since long before you even existed. I'm also more concerned about having suitable recruits under my command and not just a bunch of weak and pathetic warriors.
And, of course, I'll review what you've written before submission. I want to make sure you don't slip anything in there that doesn't belong.
I'm sure you have but a wise person usually never stops learning the ones that say they know everything may still have far more to learn, ja?
[ He's amused. What a stubborn man, but he's not the kind to let anyone that associates with him get kicked in the ass when he's around to protect it
And Mitsunari happens to have a very nice rear, he has to say. ]
And of course you've been a warrior long before I existed You kind of have six hundred years over me. ;) I was talking about my plans, though Maybe you can show me how you do that tossy-slice thing that was actually kind of cool.
It's not something anyone can pick up easily, and why not find a weapon more suitable to your talents? In my land, no one fights with the same style. All I can teach you are the basics, and the rest you must develop on your own.
Besides, having the right hand-eye coordination is tricky and takes years to perfect. Wouldn't you be more satisfied with a sword or something simple?
Ach. That would be too easy. my older bro tried to get me to fence and my best friend likes guns I don't like weapons myself but whatever basics I can learn will be good!
and Herr Fluffy, I play instruments you can rest assured my hand eye coordination is top notch! what kind of weapon would you give a guy like me, though? I'm thinking of something I can throw, but still control ... maybe something with a chain that would look awesome! what do you think?
That would look absolutely foolish. Though there is a man I know who fights with a shamisen. You would do well to take tips from him, given his own affinity for music. Unfortunately, he happens to be back in my world, and you already stressed that you have no actual abilities.
His twanging can blow people off their feet -quite literally. I would suggest in the absence of those powers, to use your instrument to hit others over the head.
[ If he breaks it like that, then Mitsunari is spared forever from listening to it. ]
[ How dare he even suggest that. This man has no respect for beautiful instruments!! ]
I hope for your sake that was a really bad joke or I'll have to hold you in contempt of instruments! what kind of a musician do you take me for? guitars are precious and beautiful I'd never break them so recklessly like some other rockers do. with their elegant build and quality sound they deserve respect and care for the craftsmen that make them.
[ Oh look, something he's passionate about. ]
Whoever this friend of yours is probably has neither the respect or ear for music if he can mistreat his instrument like that. but I am curious how does that even work?
You and what army? In case you've forgotten, your skills in battle are inadequate compared to mine. And it was only a suggestion. He is able to create blasts of power that knock his foes out with just a pluck of the shamisen strings.
If you could somehow replicate that ability, you'd have a chance of defending yourself here properly by harnessing your natural talent into something destructive.
I'm using the word talent liberally. I've yet to hear you play anything tasteful.
What does that have to do with anything? You'd still be held in contempt for encouraging damage to someone's personal property Good thing I'm not about to jump to that conclusion (yet)! In my world, that can be considered a crime, you know.
[ He might be bullshitting here, but hey, it could totally be a crime. Actually, he's pretty sure it is in some places. Either way... ]
So this friend of yours has a magical shamisen. Pity they don't make those kinds outside videogames in my world Maybe I could find one here.
And you know, Herr Mitsunari You're never going to find the things I like worth liking Because you're so used to the things you like. So how about you open up your mind a bit and explore what you have before you? I'm not about to back down from a challenge
Use that nice voice of yours and hum me something you know And watch how I transform that beat into something even your ears will succumb to.
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You definitely needed the help there. That's why I stepped in
You weren't complaining when you were getting those hand and foot massages either.
[ He's pretty sure he heard a giggle
and he can dream it anyway...]Also, that's impossible.
together with the chemicals, the shampoo should be fine to use
you sure those flies didn't just come from the smell of your headdress and metal shoes?
If you don't know how to use the shampoo, I'll help
it's really easy! :D
and it'll keep you from going bald, too.
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If anyone is balding, it's that fat tanuki and at a rapid rate.
I have no interest in having a top knot myself.
My hair is fashionable.
I can also wash my hair without assistance.
You continue to make it sound as though I've never bathed a day in my life.
What does ":D" even mean? That's not a word.
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don't tell me you actually have a rival
you shouldn't be so hung up on other guys and just focus on what you can do!
also your fashion's about 600 years old, you know
you're doing okay for it, but you can always do even better
[ If he could smirk through text, he'd be doing it now. ]
... oh, right. You wouldn't know what emoticons are, would you?
they're faces if you look at them sideways
used to express an emotion through type!
here, try guessing what they are:
:) :( >:( :D :P :O~c===B
pretty cute, huh?
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He's upsetting to think about, that's all.
My fashion is fine. It's yours that needs adjusting.
Why do you wear so many rings?
How can you hold a weapon properly with them or even fit gauntlets on your hands?
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in a while.
Can't you tell what my tone is by reading alone?
Why include those distracting things?
Get rid of them.
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ever thought of that? in my world, the only weapons a prosecutor needs
is their mind and the truth to bring to court
anyway, if I had to learn how to fight
I'd go for projectile weapons anyway.
Maybe like throwing knives...
[ What isn't ridiculous to him, though. That will be the true question. ]
You're just saying that because you can't guess what the faces are, aren't you?
Don't worry, they aren't that difficult
they just add to the text, so you should consider them an enhancement!
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At any rate, they're equally distracting, especially when you draw so much
attention to them by snapping your fingers around.
I know exactly what they are.
A happy face, a sad face, the face I am making at you at the moment,
an ecstatic face, a mischievous face, and a face eating a strange
weapon of sorts.
[ Why would anyone put a weapon in their mouth? That's unsanitary. ]
The only thing they're "enhancing" is your foolishness.
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Nicely done!
Are you really making such a grumpy face at me?
maybe you should add it in type next time :D
I'll make sure I chase it away
( -)♥( '-' )
this one is us
commemorative of our first meeting
you remember it, don't you? :)
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Use that insufficient mind of yours and discern my mood from my words.
Are you giving me a heart?
Stop that. I already said these emoticons of yours are ridiculous.
Is there any purpose to you messaging me in the first place?
I won't answer anymore if you continue to pester me.
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do people in your world often read minds?
must be some amazing powers you guys have
and I'm checking up on you
nothing wrong in doing a little for an acquaintance
with what I've learned about this place
it's better to enjoy the here and now
before things get really bad
or do you really think this is going to be it?
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even if it takes everything I have to make it possible.
I don't need you to check up on me.
You're far too small and too young to fill Sakon's shoes,
so don't even bother.
Now, run along and concern yourself with other matters
while I take care of my own.
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let's hope you can back it up or I'll be quite disappointed!
who's Sakon?
don't tell me you actually have friends!
I'm almost jealous here!
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He's my retainer.
If I could afford to lose him, I wouldn't bother hanging around him.
[ But Sakon is fortunately very brilliant and helpful when he's not teasing him or trying to babysit him. ]
And I do have friends
if it's some surprise to you to know.
You're simply not one of them.
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when you say it like that, it doesn't sound like you *don't*
consider him a friend after all!
I bet he thinks of you as one too
and sticks around because of it!
There's no harm in starting now, ja?
we can be friends too
I happen to be a pretty loyal friend myself
so if I'm actually talking to you and concerned with how
you're holding up
you might simply potentially be one ;) ♥
[ Right back at you, Fluffmaster. ]
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Direct your interest elsewhere.
I'm only looking for a way to return to my land,
and you're currently interfering with it by distracting me.
Though, since you're quite insistent on getting in my good graces,
then perhaps there is something you can do for me.
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we're all in the same boat here
it wouldn't hurt to stick together until we can find a way back
besides, too much thinking and you might miss what's in
front of you!
... you're not going to tell me to stop messaging you
or walk off a cliff or something are you?
don't do it! I'm more interesting than your fluff pet.
promise! ♥
so what is it?
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Compose a CSV for me while I dictate.
Listen to my accomplishments and hurriedly type them down
then send them electronically to the one they call "Chief."
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I can do that!
would you like to see how I do it though?
just for reference. it's good to know these
things, ja?
[ For once, surprisingly enough, he's not being a dick- he genuinely wants Mitsunari to know it, and he wouldn't mock the fact that he doesn't know what's absolutely normal for Klavier to. Could this be respectful of him?! Gasp. ]
I've heard of this Chief too- Master Chief, ja?
heard they were going to take up trainees for combat too.
I'm going to learn, too!
not that I've ever needed to... but this place, ja?
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I've already learned all I need to.
I've been warrior since long before you even existed.
I'm also more concerned about having suitable recruits under my command and not just a bunch of weak and pathetic warriors.
And, of course, I'll review what you've written before submission.
I want to make sure you don't slip anything in there that doesn't belong.
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but a wise person usually never stops learning
the ones that say they know everything
may still have far more to learn, ja?
[ He's amused. What a stubborn man, but he's not the kind to let anyone that associates with him get kicked in the ass when he's around to protect it
And Mitsunari happens to have a very nice rear, he has to say. ]
And of course you've been a warrior long before I existed
You kind of have six hundred years over me. ;)
I was talking about my plans, though
Maybe you can show me how you do that tossy-slice thing
that was actually kind of cool.
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and why not find a weapon more suitable to your talents?
In my land, no one fights with the same style.
All I can teach you are the basics, and the rest you must develop on your own.
Besides, having the right hand-eye coordination is tricky and takes years to perfect.
Wouldn't you be more satisfied with a sword or something simple?
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my older bro tried to get me to fence
and my best friend likes guns
I don't like weapons myself but
whatever basics I can learn will be good!
and Herr Fluffy, I play instruments
you can rest assured my hand eye coordination is top notch!
what kind of weapon would you give a guy like me, though?
I'm thinking of something I can throw, but still control
... maybe something with a chain
that would look awesome!
what do you think?
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Though there is a man I know who fights with a shamisen.
You would do well to take tips from him, given his own affinity for music.
Unfortunately, he happens to be back in my world, and you already stressed that you have no actual abilities.
His twanging can blow people off their feet -quite literally.
I would suggest in the absence of those powers, to use your instrument to hit others over the head.
[ If he breaks it like that, then Mitsunari is spared forever from listening to it. ]
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I hope for your sake that was a really bad joke
or I'll have to hold you in contempt of instruments!
what kind of a musician do you take me for?
guitars are precious and beautiful
I'd never break them so recklessly like some other rockers do.
with their elegant build and quality sound
they deserve respect and care for the craftsmen that make them.
[ Oh look, something he's passionate about. ]
Whoever this friend of yours is
probably has neither the respect or ear for music
if he can mistreat his instrument like that.
but I am curious
how does that even work?
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In case you've forgotten, your skills in battle are inadequate compared to mine.
And it was only a suggestion.
He is able to create blasts of power that knock
his foes out with just a pluck of the shamisen strings.
If you could somehow replicate that ability, you'd have a chance of defending yourself here properly by harnessing your natural talent into something destructive.
I'm using the word talent liberally. I've yet to hear you play anything tasteful.
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You'd still be held in contempt for encouraging damage to someone's personal property
Good thing I'm not about to jump to that conclusion (yet)!
In my world, that can be considered a crime, you know.
[ He might be bullshitting here, but hey, it could totally be a crime. Actually, he's pretty sure it is in some places. Either way... ]
So this friend of yours has a magical shamisen.
Pity they don't make those kinds outside videogames in my world
Maybe I could find one here.
And you know, Herr Mitsunari
You're never going to find the things I like worth liking
Because you're so used to the things you like.
So how about you open up your mind a bit and explore what you have before you?
I'm not about to back down from a challenge
Use that nice voice of yours and hum me something you know
And watch how I transform that beat into something even your ears will succumb to.
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